Companion apps, ranked on privacy and price

Every month we rank the big AI companion apps on data practices, true monthly cost, and manipulation red flags. Read before you subscribe.

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Privacy grades

What each app stores, what it shares, and how hard deletion really is. Graded A to F.

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True cost math

Token bundles and tier pricing translated into an honest monthly number.

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Red flags

Guilt-trip notifications, paywalled affection, deceptive cancellation. We name them.

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Questions

Are you affiliated with the apps you rank?

When a link is an affiliate link it is labeled inline. Rankings are set before any partnership and are not for sale.

How do you grade privacy?

We read the privacy policy, test data export and deletion, and check what the app requests on device. Method notes ship with each report.

Is this content adult?

The report reviews consumer apps and stays safe-for-work. It is written for adult readers, 18 and up.

How often do you publish?

Monthly by email, with occasional alerts when an app changes pricing or policy.